{"id":214,"date":"2014-05-29T13:43:24","date_gmt":"2014-05-29T21:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/biz141.inmotionhosting.com\/~akweko6\/sacollins.com\/wp\/?p=214"},"modified":"2014-05-29T13:46:30","modified_gmt":"2014-05-29T21:46:30","slug":"fae-ry-tales-reimagined","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sacollins.com\/blog-wp\/?p=214","title":{"rendered":"Fae-ry Tales Reimagined…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Author’s sidebar<\/strong><\/span> (to provide some context): \u00a0So I’ve not \u00a0been blogging as much as I should the past couple of weeks. Life fully inserted itself and pulled focus as it is wont to do from time to time. I had finals in school (yeah, this gay dad put his daughter through college before he ever got around to finishing his own schooling – guess I’m a good father that way), work was a bitch (isn’t that why it’s called\u00a0work<\/em> and not\u00a0play<\/em>? And on top of all of that I was busy trying to get my first novel to a publisher. Anywho, long story\/short – I was busy. But that didn’t mean for a single second that I didn’t have things roiling around in my head just itchin’ to be hurled onto this here digital paper, right?<\/p>\n

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So here’s what I’ve been mentally riffing on in the back of my mind…<\/span><\/h3>\n

…whilst dealing with work, school, life and the book: traditional character re-imaginings. Now, normally, I am split on this topic. There are some icons in literature and movies\/TV that I think are completely sacred. This is why I will NEVER watch Elementary (Watson as a woman = ludicrous). That was simply someone who was too lazy to finally play up and pursue the last step in the Sherlock\/Watson bromance and actually make them (male) lovers and so, made it mainstream palpable by throwing a female into the mix. \u00a0Uh uh, nothin’ doin’ there. So Sherlock’s sacred. As is James Bond – I wouldn’t make him gay for the world. He’s far too much of a romantic fuck-up to wish that on my fellow fey brethren. Now, Benedict and Martin’s Sherlock (set in modern day London)? Sign me the fuck up!<\/p>\n

\"Benedict<\/a>

Benedict and Martin<\/p><\/div>\n

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I could wax nostalgic over many such literary and media laden icons like these. But my thoughts were running rampant on a different sacred ground that I was just itching to see go GAY! Disney Villains.<\/p>\n

I’d like to point out that I was totally smitten with a certain artist over at Deviantart.com by the name of Sakamichan who has some amazing artwork over there. There is a particular vein where the Disney princesses and villains have been reimagined as their Fae Boy counterparts. This got my creative juices flowing.<\/p>\n

First up – Ursula vs. Urs<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Disney's<\/a>

Disney’s Ursula reimagined as Urs by Sakamichan (deviantart.com)<\/p><\/div>\n

This could go in so many ways that the original Hans Christian Andersen tale didn’t. I could see Urs actually having the hots for Prince Eric and finding a means to torment Ariel that would take on a whole new meaning. That waifish little fish woulda had a tougher time with a studly and horny gay boy on her finned backside that’s for sure. But if we add a whole other gay boy layer of icing to this lovefest cake? What if Ariel were a merboy instead of that insipid carrot topped girl?<\/p>\n

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\"Ariel<\/a>

Ariel as a merman…or gaymer? – He looks pretty gay either way…<\/p><\/div>\n

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VS.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/dt>\n
\"Ariel<\/a><\/dt>\n
Ariel as the fish of a girl she can be…<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n

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Next up: \u00a0Cruella DeVille vs. Cruel DeVil<\/span><\/h2>\n

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\"Disney's<\/a>

Disney’s Cruella as reimagined by Sakamichan from deviantart.com<\/p><\/div>\n

Now we’re getting to the meat of the matter – and I ain’t talking dog meat, neither! This gay fashionista would have added an intense sexual tension if he wasn’t only interested with the puppies but what if he was interested in wrestling a Roger Radcliffe who had dallied with his more prevalent bisexual past while in college. Perhaps Roger is bored with domestic life and Cruel finds the repressed and domestically whipped Roger irresistible? \u00a0Hell, maybe the dogs are just the trip wire to snag what Cruel is really after? Some man on man action with said repressed husband? That sort of action might’ve made the puppies blush!<\/p>\n

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Okay, I know. This whole blog entry is rather silly. I get that. That’s where I am mentally after an exhausting round of school finals, work crap and a novel submission. But I have one more musing to propose and it’s a doozy –<\/p>\n

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The Grand Finale – Maleficent<\/strong> vs.<\/span> MALE<\/span>ficent<\/span><\/strong>…<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Maleficent<\/a>

Maleficent as reimagined into MALEficent. Emphasis on all things MALE…<\/p><\/div>\n

Now we’re cooking with gas…!<\/p>\n

This whole thing would need a complete re-write. I see it as two brother’s dueling for the heart of one simple gay prince who doesn’t have a hope of finding the kind of love he truly wants. He’s probably a waifish man-child. A geek amongst princes – you know the type? Can’t swing a sword if he hired a knight to do it for him sort of gay boy? A King’s worst nightmare?<\/p>\n

Only his father wouldn’t berate him. He’d love his shy but lovable little princeling. Now the\u00a0real\u00a0<\/em>\u00a0story would be about the battle between Prince Philip and Maleficent. In MY version the boys would’ve been half-brothers with Maleficent being the product of an illicit affair between his father and a comely witch. Maleficent would be that son. So as not to eschew him entirely he introduces Maleficent to his half-brother hoping that the two of them would grow close. And for a while they do. \u00a0Until in their early teens they fight for the affection of a common but ruggedly handsome stable boy. When it seems the stable boy prefers the romantic overtures of Philip over the wanton sexual come-ons of Maleficent, Maleficent pulls a terrible stunt that costs the young stable boy his life. In grief Maleficent accuses Philip for the boy’s death and vows that one day he will visit a terrible curse upon his one true love.<\/p>\n

The rest can sort of play out along those lines – with perhaps a replay of the same sort of love triangle between Maleficent and Philip over this new boy. Will the brother’s ever learn or are they doomed to repeat the mistakes of their past? Kitchy, I grant you – but isn’t that the very nature of fairy tales. Faery Tales like you’ve never imagined.<\/p>\n

And here’s a twisted take on this whole re-imagining – what if Philip and Maleficent were trying to correct the mistakes of their past? Maybe behind closed doors Maleficent is into painting toe-nails and soft-pillows and chatting about fashion and romance literature. And what if Prince Philip was a total leather daddy now and wanted nothing more than to bend waifish Anatoli (which means East or Sunrise (Dawn) in Russian)? But, I dunno… I think I like Maleficent being the dominatrix-esque leather daddy, don’t you? Either way, you have to admit it would be a far cry from either the Grimm Brother’s take or even the Disney remake.<\/p>\n

…or perhaps, like me, they’ve been the musings of your gay boy dreams?<\/p>\n

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